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Car: 1988 Buick Century Wagon (again)
Price: $2700 (still)

I can front no longer. It took ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME to convince me, but I finally see the error of my ways. Damn, there goes all the money I was saving for weed.

IM STARTIN TO SEE THAT NO WAGON OUT CAN FUCK WIT THIS 1 MY CAR IS AN 1988 BUICK CENTURY WAGON WITH 56,000 ORIGINAL MILES ON IT!!!! IT HAS A 3800 MOTOR IN IT NEVER BEEN ABUSED, DOESN'T NEED ANYTHING, INTERIOR IS EMACULANT, FROM THE HEADLINER TO THE CARPET. IT HAS THE LOUDEST MUSIC IN A WAGON OUT, I GOT ALL PIONEER HIGS INSIDE , ALL FOUR WAYS 6'2 ON EVERY DOOR 6'9S IN THE LIFT GATE AND 6 6'2 IN THE GRILL WITH 2 6'9 UNDER THE FRONT AND BACK. I HAVE 4 2000WATT PIONEER 12s IN A CUSTOM FLAT BOX THATS SEALED I HAVE 2 1400WATT CLASS D MONO BLOCK AUTOTEC MEAN MACHINE BASS AMPS. THESE AMPS PUSH 1400 WATTS CONTINUOUS. THESE ARE NOT THEM FAKE ASS SAN JOSE FLEA MARKET AMPS, I HAVE 2 FOSGATE 800 4 CHANNEL AMPS PUSHIN ALL THE HIGHS, WITH 2 CAPS AND 2 DRYCELL BATTERIES, 0 GAGE WIRE POWERIN EVERY THING. IT HAS A 13" FLIP DOWN AND AN INDASH 7" MOTORIZED DVD PLAYER. LIKE I SAID LOUDEST OUT!!!!!!!!!! THE CAR IS SITTIN ON 20" LEANNI TEZZEN 2 RIMS WITH FRESH TIRESPRICE IS FIRM GET AT ME CHRIS xxx-xxx-xxxx

Car: 1988 Buick Century Wagon
Price: $2700

For real though, the pics do not lie. Thanks go to Fareed for another quality submission.

1988 buick century , wit a 3800 motor in it, it has four dvc 1000watt pioneer 12s with 2 1400watt d class mono block autotec mean machine amps, then i have all pioneer highs on a four channel alpine 800watt amp. it has 6 pioneer 6'2 in the grill on a fosgate 2 channel amp. loudest wagon out, it has a 13" flip down screen wit a 7" in dash clarion dvd player. the car has 20" lexani tezzen2 dubs on it, yeah i know niggas riddin 22s on everthing but i like dubs on this 1. this car even has a roof in it . pics dont lie. get at me. price is firm. cash out

Car: Lincoln Town Car
Price: $9800

If there’s one thing of which I am certain, it’s that four pumps are always better than three.

lincoln town car a must see please no window shoppers serious enquiries only money talks u know the rest. I got 4 pumps /16 batterys/3 monster green dumps/ car will take off u can drive it n the pitt or show the luxury class in the show comes with a chrome undercarriage front and back a arms r extended and moulded/sunroof/new front clip /music/pinstriped/rims toooo much 2 list for more pictures hit me and i will send them

call me at xxx xxx xxxx big rob

Car: Ford Crown Victoria
Price: $6,000

I want to hang out with this guy and buy him a beer. This thing cracks me up every time I read it.


I'm selling my amazing 1999 Crown Victoria Standard sedan. There are many things this car is not:

* a lightweight, fuel-efficient commuter car
* a chick magnet
* a quick-cornering, Alpine Road-racing weekend joyride

However, there are many things this car is:

* tremendously solid, safe and reliable
* possessor of seemingly the world's largest trunk
* despite the Ford insignia, smooth and comfortable
* affordable as all get-out

I am the car's second owner. I purchased it in July 2004 from a senior citizen who moved back East. His loss was my sweet, sweet gain. He'd put a whopping total of 28,000 miles on it in five years of ownership, and had maintained the car like clockwork at the local Ford dealer.

I have continued the car's stellar maintenance record, which has basically been oil and tire changes. No current or previous problems. I've put perhaps 18,000 on the car, almost all highway (driving from LA to Phoenix, LA to SF, numerous times). I average 23-24 mpg on the highway.

NO problems with this car. I bought it mainly because of its incredible price. Check Edmunds.com or any other car site -- the Crown Vic is a constant award-winner for reliability and safety. My previous car was a $34,000 Audi, and, as nice as it was, it wasn't worth five times this car.

I am selling because we're a one-car family, and my 5'0 wife is tired of getting behind the wheel of such a large vehicle. From her perspective, I can't say I blame her.

I will include a magnetic orange police-style dome-light with purchase. The rest of the pimping is up to you, although I certainly have suggestions...

John

Please note: the picture below is not of my car. I’m too lazy to walk down and take a photo of the real one. But it looks just like this.

Car: 1981 Plymouth Sapparo
Price: $50

THe car is fifty bucks has new fuel pump,new fuel filer, has ran forever!!!
but it started leaking tranny fluid and I’m sick of it!!! I want it gone.
xxx-xxx-xxxx needs tags,and battery

Car: 1991 Mustang 5.0 LX
Price: $25,000

Cinco de Mayo ?!

House of Kolorz Kandy Apple red 1991 Mustang 5.0 LX with 9 tv's 3 solorbarick 15's in a custom box and everything to match. Dub trump spinners with kandy back to match and not 18's, 20's set the ride of the car just right. all billet interior and iced out emblemz make this car a one of a kind stunner. garanteed to brake necks for cinco de mayo holler at me for more details i have pics too xxxx@xxxx.com or call @ xxx-xxx-xxxx

Car: Ford Crown Victoria
Price: $4,000 OBO

I really wish I had saved the picture from this one. Hopefully the text is enough to get the idea across. Six hundred and thirty thousand freaking miles? I would say that’s gotta be a typo but who the f— knows with this clown…

I'M SELLING THIS TAXI SCHEME (BIG BODY)CROWN VIC BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO
GO ANOTHER PROJECT. I'VE ACTUALLY STRANGLED THE STREETS WITH THIS ONE
AND NOW ITS TIME TO LET SOMEONE ELSE GET A GRIP ON THE GAME. THIS CAR
HAS A SHIFT KIT IN THE TRANNY, AND A CHIP. THIS CAR HAS 20" RIMS.
REMOTE CD PLAYER. THIS VEHIC. HAS ALMOST 630000 MILES ON A REBUILD.
THE CAR RUNS GREAT AND LOOKS GREAT IN AND OUT. IF THIS CAR IS A
LITTLE TOO ATTENTIONY FOR YOUR TASTE ITS ONLY A PAINT JOB AND A FEW
PIECES AWAY FROM BEING A MECURY MARAUDER CLONE. IF INTERESTED CALL
(xxx)-xxx-xxxx 4,000 OBO

Car: Nissan 300ZX (Z32)
Price: ????

Wow.

The original mileage was like 18xxxx but when this other engine was put in, the mileage went down, thing is, my mileage says the old engine mileage. im not allowed to change the mileage on my car cause duh!!! its illegal!!"

Car: 1994 Toyota Supra
Price: $45,000

This thing has been up for months, and surprise surprise, it still hasn’t sold, despite the $5000 reduction. The videos are freaking sweet though, trust me.

Description: 1994 Toyota Supra Turbo. Excellent condition and highly modified. 54K miles, 6speed manual, tan interior. HKS TO4R single turbo, HKS F-Con V Pro, 720cc injectors, EVC 4 boost controller, HKS Racing BOV type II, HKS TI-Exhaust, 98 headlights/tailights, HKS tiple disc clutch, Endless Brake kit, Volk Racing GTC rims:18x10 with Pirelli 265/35/18ZR 18x12 315/30/18ZR. Ab-Flug front bumper, diffuser, side mirrors; Bomex sides and rear; Custom Veilside over-fender flares Have all receipts. One of Endless USA sponsored promotional vehicle. Car is located in Modesto, Ca. $45,000 obo, Please make offer. I am also willing to make trades. Serious buyers only! xxx-xxx-xxxx or xxx-xxx-xxxx. You can view a video clip of the car by going to this link and this link

Car: Nissan 300zx (Z32)
Price: ????

Illiteracy may not be funny, but illiterate people using computers produce hilarious results.

"i rielly wood hate to sell my sports car but my wife is joulous she sed this car is a chick magnet so i ended up with a emdanonecal yeah my life as a player is over as soon as i sell this ride give me a call you wannbe player call xxx xxx xxxx"