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Check out the comment section for this NYTimes article on baby wraps.

Chicago, Massachusetts, and Pennsylvania: “Fuck these smug-ass yuppies.” Choice quote: “What an odd thing to gain a sense of smug superiority for doing…nothing, really.”

New York: “Thumbs up! Fewer strollers means more room on the subway!”

Meanwhile, Smug-ass Mom from the S.F. Bay Area: “Um, like, I don’t know who you people have been hanging out with, but I was totally using a baby carrier since 2002, here’s the brand name, and all of *my* friends have been using them since then too.”

Ok, in fairness another ass hatette from Monroe, NY theorized that with “more skin-to-skin contact, more warmth…Maybe the rates of ADD, ADHD will go down”.

Yeah, maybe it’ll cut down on gluten allergies too.