electric relaxation

This printout is posted in the first floor men’s bathroom of VMware’s 3210 Porter building. I believe we inherited it in the Legato takeover, and I’m willing to give our people the benefit of the doubt and assume that it’s no longer necessary. On the other hand, the fact that such a sign was ever required is a pretty damning (and embarassing) indictment of the Y chromosome.

On a related note, in the 71 Stevenson office, I witnessed some Sales douchebag cruise in while talking to his wife on his cellphone, drop trough, and mictorate, without skipping a beat. In fact, I’m pretty sure they were talking about what to cook for dinner. What an all-star.