electric relaxation

Car: Ford Crown Victoria
Price: $4,000 OBO

I really wish I had saved the picture from this one. Hopefully the text is enough to get the idea across. Six hundred and thirty thousand freaking miles? I would say that’s gotta be a typo but who the f— knows with this clown…

I'M SELLING THIS TAXI SCHEME (BIG BODY)CROWN VIC BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO
GO ANOTHER PROJECT. I'VE ACTUALLY STRANGLED THE STREETS WITH THIS ONE
AND NOW ITS TIME TO LET SOMEONE ELSE GET A GRIP ON THE GAME. THIS CAR
HAS A SHIFT KIT IN THE TRANNY, AND A CHIP. THIS CAR HAS 20" RIMS.
REMOTE CD PLAYER. THIS VEHIC. HAS ALMOST 630000 MILES ON A REBUILD.
THE CAR RUNS GREAT AND LOOKS GREAT IN AND OUT. IF THIS CAR IS A
LITTLE TOO ATTENTIONY FOR YOUR TASTE ITS ONLY A PAINT JOB AND A FEW
PIECES AWAY FROM BEING A MECURY MARAUDER CLONE. IF INTERESTED CALL
(xxx)-xxx-xxxx 4,000 OBO